#1801 15.08.2012 15:00

:center::huig::center:
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Sillä toimii sit BBC Iplayer ja ties mitkä systeemit myös colorflash


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#1802 15.08.2012 15:05

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

sheeplove vaiks tavallaan apau tarvinko lisää televisiontapaista elämääni (talvi tietty tulossa eli tottavitussa)


"hiljaa pyörii salaattilinko"
bitch ain't even COLD in that poncho

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#1803 15.08.2012 15:57

barton_funk
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Ihan vitusti kaikkee odottamissa katsomista enkä jaksa tehdä muuta kuin juoda, urheilla ja lukea kirjoja. spam3


Halusin syväluotaa sitä yhteiskunta-akselien välistä juopaa, joka jo silloin varjosti minua ja minä sitä.

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#1804 15.08.2012 16:57

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

elokuvat = sivistystä. telkkari mädättää aivot. videopelit tekee massamurhaajia.

täältä löytyy jenggginetflixin kataloogi http://instantwatcher.com/


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#1805 16.08.2012 15:15

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Tänään ois kai Finnkinolla joku superpäivä, liput 6 e. Mikä näistä ois paras: uus Bätmään, Ted vai Miss farkku-Suomi?

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#1806 16.08.2012 15:18

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Miss Farkku-Suomea en menis ainakaan katsomaan trailerin perusteella. Batmään oli kans melkosta skeidaa.


Ei puhuttele konerumpu ja Hitler sample samoin kuin kaunis ja eteerinen homo kuiskailu

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#1807 16.08.2012 15:55

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

oisin mennyt katsomaan expendables kakkosen, mut finnkinon sivuilta ei enää eilen pystynyt varaamaan lippuja vaikka niitä oli yli 30 jäljellä 017

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#1808 16.08.2012 16:01

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

hezma wrote:

Tänään ois kai Finnkinolla joku superpäivä, liput 6 e. Mikä näistä ois paras: uus Bätmään, Ted vai Miss farkku-Suomi?

Oon nähny kaikki ja sanoisin, että jos näistä on pakko valita, niin ota Ted.
edit: missi on ihan viihdyttävä, jos tietty tv-kerrontamainen suomalaisuus ei haittaa

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en ole kolmekybänen emoboy

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#1809 16.08.2012 16:05

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Nyt vasta huomasin, että tämmönenkin tehty:

mad ja tämän enempää näkemättä  kaka


- Ett sjömanshem låter också som rätt plats för en full finsk sjöman.
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- Han pundar och dampar loss i Vänersborg i vanlig ordning och hamnar i trubbel med polisen emellanåt.

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#1810 16.08.2012 18:29

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

hezma wrote:

Tänään ois kai Finnkinolla joku superpäivä, liput 6 e. Mikä näistä ois paras: uus Bätmään, Ted vai Miss farkku-Suomi?

Eiku jaa, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter jäi huomiotta, tuoki vois kiinnostaa. Siihen jopa vois saaja lippuja ennakkoon varaamatta.

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#1811 19.08.2012 00:27

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

teemalta tulee sensuela  colorscroll  colorscroll  colorscroll


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#1812 19.08.2012 01:22

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Okko wrote:

teemalta tulee sensuela  colorscroll  colorscroll  colorscroll

peuk

Fedja - Theodor - Tulio


Ti ho detto come una volta un po' di vino, dischi in vinile, sequel, ragazze, ragazze, Kauko Röyhkä?

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#1813 22.08.2012 00:57

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Tää muistokirjoitus Tony Scottille oli mainio:

AS THE WORLD IS DEEPLY SADDENED BY THE TRAGIC SUICIDE OF TONY SCOTT, HULK COMPLETE UNSURE HOW TO TALK ABOUT IT. NOT ONLY IS THE EVENT ITSELF FAR TOO SAD AND CONFUSING AND FULL OF ALL SORTS OF TRAGEDY...

BUT HULK IS EVEN MORE UNSURE BECAUSE HULK WASN'T REALLY A FAN.

THAT MAY SOUND WEIRD TO MANY OF YOU. AFTER ALL, TONY SCOTT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SOME SEMINAL POP CULTURE CLASSICS, MANY OF WHICH HULK ACTUALLY LIKES. PLUS, HE HAD A DISTINCT BRAND OF STYLE, A SENSE OF BRAVADO AND HE EVEN INFLUENCED A GENERATION OF YOUNG FILMMAKERS... SO WHAT IS THERE NOT TO BE A FAN OF EXACTLY?

IT FEELS SORT OF BIZARRE TO GO INTO IT NOW, BUT HULK CONSIDERED MUCH OF HIS WORK TO BE "THE CINEMA OF DISTRACTION." MEANING HE HAD A PENCHANT FOR LAYERING OF STYLIZATION WITHOUT A GREAT DEAL OF CONSIDERATION FOR THE AFFECTATION OF THAT STYLE. IT'S BASICALLY A FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT ON THE PRINCIPLES OF MISE-EN-SCENE. IT'S CHAOS CINEMA MADE LITERAL, BOMBASTIC INCOHERENT PERFORMANCE COMPLETE WITH RECORD-SCRATCHING AVID FARTS, DISCOLORATIONS, 180-LINE-BREAKS AND HAPHAZARD JUMP-CUTTING. IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE ALLURE OF COOL AND TEXTURE WITHOUT CONSIDERATION OF HOW CINEMATIC MOMENTS ACTUALLY WORK. AND HULK FINDS THOSE SORT OF DEVICES TO DISTRACT FROM THE EMOTIONS AND INTERESTS THAT SHOULD BE COMING TO THE FOREFRONT IN ANY GIVEN SCENE. IT'S NOT AS IF ONE CAN'T USE THOSE DEVICES; IT'S JUST THAT HULK VALUES MORE OF A BEND-NOT-BREAK MANTRA AND PREFERS THEM TO HAVE A MORE THEMATIC, CHARACTER-BASED PURPOSE. AND OFTEN TIMES SCOTT WAS WORKING WITH GOOD MATERIAL AND HULK JUST PLAIN AND SIMPLE DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GOING ABOUT IT IN THE MOST PRODUCTIVE WAY POSSIBLE. PLUS, HULK JUST HAS TO MENTION THE CONVERSATION WE COULD HAVE ABOUT CARL ORFF'S MAGNIFICENT "GASSENHAUER" FROM BADLANDS AND THE WAY IT WAS THEN... UM... TRANSFORMED INTO "YOU'RE SO COOL" IN TRUE ROMANCE. ALL AND ALL, HULK JUST WASN'T A FAN OF OF HIS MODUS OPERANDI.

BUT SO WHAT?

HULK'S SENTIMENT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE TONY MATTERED.

PEOPLE LOVED HIM. THEY LOVED THE STYLE. THE CHUTZPAH. THE EVERYTHING. AND THEY'RE RIGHT TO LOVE HIM. PEOPLE ARE ALSO RIGHT TO THINK THAT HIS STYLE REFLECTED HIS ATTITUDE BECAUSE, BY ALL ACCOUNTS, HE WAS A HILARIOUS, GRUMPY, GRUFF THROWBACK OF A MAN. THE KIND OF GUY WHO TALKED HONESTLY AND DIDN'T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DENY THE FACT THAT HE HAD A GREAT EYE FOR MATERIAL WITH THE WAY HE LATCHED ONTO TRUE ROMANCE, TOP GUN, CRIMSON TIDE, ENEMY OF THE STATE, MAN ON FIRE, ET AL. AND AS A PRODUCER HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR SUPPORTING THE INCREDIBLE THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD (WHICH IS ONLY ONE OF HULK'S ALL TIME FAVORITES), AS WELL AS COMING ON BEHIND THE RECENT FILMS OF JOE CARNAHAN (INCLUDING THE GREY)... YEAH. IT'S CERTAINLY QUITE A LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND WORTH.

SO GIVEN ALL THAT INFORMATION IT'S SAFE FOR HULK TO SAY "CINEMATIC DISAGREEMENT BE DAMNED." TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT TONY SCOTT'S WORK IS SO UNDENIABLY WORTH SOMETHING. ACTUALLY, IT'S WORTH MORE THAN SOMETHING, IT'S WORTH EVERYTHING. HE CHANGED CINEMA. HE DEFINED HOW MODERN MOVIES ENGAGE THE NOTION OF PROPULSION. HE COULD CREATE ENERGY FROM NOTHING, LIKE ALCHEMY. AND WITHOUT HIM THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO MICHAEL BAY. AGAIN, HULK IS MUCH MORE OF A CLASSICIST, BUT THIS STYLIZATION HAS HAD AN UNDENIABLE IMPACT ON THE INDUSTRY AND CINEMA FANS. AND IT'S NOT LIKE THE STYLIZATION IS BAD IN AND OF ITSELF. WHEN HULK LOOKS AT THE WAY A DIRECTOR LIKE EDGAR WRIGHT SUBLIMATES THOSE DEVICES INTO HIS OWN WORK AS IT IS PART OF "THE MODERN LANGUAGE OF ACTION MOVIES," AND THEN GROUNDS IT IN HIS OWN COMEDIC, HEART-FELT WORLDS THEN WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE, REALLY? THE STYLIZATION CAN NOT ONLY WORK, BUT BE DOWNRIGHT ENDEARING. IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOMENTS IN ALL OF TONY SCOTT'S MOVIES WHERE THE CHARACTERS AND THEMES SHINE THROUGH ALL THOSE LAYERS OF SMOKE AND WE'RE LEFT WITH REAL IMPACT. MOMENTS WHERE ALL THAT PROPULSION AND STYLE BUILT INTO A GENUINE THRILLING MOMENT OR INTENSE DIALOGUE STAND-OFF. BEYOND ALL THAT STYLE, THE PURPOSE OF HIS MOVIES COULD ALWAYS SHINE THROUGH WHEN IT MATTERED MOST.

IT ALL LEADS HULK BACK TO A SIMPLE CONCLUSION: JUST AS WE SHOULD NEVER HATE A MOVIE, WE MUST NEVER HATE A DIRECTOR.

NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY MAY BE GOOD, NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY MAY BE BELOVED BY OTHERS, BUT BECAUSE SOMETIMES A DIRECTOR OPERATING ON THE EXACT OPPOSITE ARTISTIC PRINCIPLES AS YOUR OWN IS THE FUCKING POINT OF ALL THIS. OUR MEDIUMS SHOULD HAVE RANGE. THEY STRETCH TO EDGES OF CONVENTION. THERE SHOULD BE ARTISTS OUT THERE WHO CHALLENGE YOUR ENTIRE SENSE OF WHAT YOU LIKE, HOW THE ART SHOULD LOOK AND WHY WE EVEN DO IT.

THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF MISE-EN-SCENE?

WELL, HELL. THAT'S JUST PUNK ROCK FILMMAKING AND GODDAMMIT IF HULK CAN'T APPRECIATE WHEN SOMEONE THROWS EVERY CONSIDERATION OF HOW CINEMA "WORKS" TO THE WIND.  WHEN JEAN-LUC-GODARD MADE BREATHLESS HE BLEW THE DOORS OFF CONVENTION AND SUDDENLY TRADITIONAL MISE-EN-SCENE DIDN'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON ANYMORE (GRANTED GODARD WAS MORE OF AN IDEA-DRIVEN ARTIST AND LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK ON MANY OF THOSE PRINCIPLES, WHILE TONY SCOTT IS MORE OF AN AESTHETICIST, MUCH LIKE HIS BROTHER). AND FROM THERE GODARD STARTED THE FRENCH NEW WAVE, WHICH LED INTO OUR OWN CINEMATIC REVOLUTION OF THE 70'S. NOT A BAD RESULT FROM BUCKING TRADITION. SO EVEN IF HULK COULD SIT AROUND AND GET INTO ARGUMENTS WITH HIM ABOUT THE BETTER PLACE TO STICK A CAMERA OR THE SANCTITY OF MAKING AN INVISIBLE EDIT, IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER. THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH HIS IDENTITY THAT IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT:

HE'S A PUNK ROCK FILMMAKER.

HIS ART IS THE ART OF REBELLION. AND LORD KNOWS THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT FACETS OF ART AROUND. WHEN IT COMES TO OUR TRUE FAVORITE ARTISTS, IT'S FAIR TO NOTE THAT SOMETIMES IT'S LESS ABOUT IDENTIFYING WITH THEIR WORK AND MORE ABOUT IDENTIFYING WITH THEIR IDENTITY. FOR INSTANCE, HULK ADORES KUBRICK AND IT'S JUST AS MUCH ABOUT HIS WORK AS IT IS HIS STYLE OF DIRECTING: HIS METICULOUS HYBRIDIZATION OF EXACTING DETAIL AND THE ORGANIC WAYS HE LOVED TO FIND A PERFORMANCE. SO OF COURSE PEOPLE BOTH WOULD AND SHOULD LOVE TONY SCOTT. HE'S A MAN WHO THUMBED HIS NOSE AT CONVENTION AT EVERY TURN. A MAN WHO EMBODIED HIS PURPOSE WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS CINEMATIC IDENTITY. A MAN, WHO IN HULK'S MIND, REPRESENTS THE VERY HIGHEST NOTIONS OF ROCK AND ROLL.

AND LIKE MANY OF THE BEST OF ROCK AND ROLL...

HE DIED FAR TOO SOON.

<3HULK


You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the BIG SALAD.

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#1814 29.08.2012 06:40

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Noin 130-kiloinen naapurinmies, 23-vuotias mies ja alusvaatteisillaan ollut nainen kaatuivat ojaan.
Tehokkain tapa piiloutua on painua pohjaan, ja jos miehistö makaa punkissaan eikä tuota energiaa ja hiilidioksidia niin kolmesta viiteen päivään voi olla siellä colorflash peuk dance

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#1815 31.08.2012 18:45

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

http://www.youtube.com/tromamovies

tuolla aikamoinen läjä Troman leffoja  icon_eek


Ti ho detto come una volta un po' di vino, dischi in vinile, sequel, ragazze, ragazze, Kauko Röyhkä?

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#1816 02.09.2012 13:15

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

jookcha wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/tromamovies

tuolla aikamoinen läjä Troman leffoja  icon_eek

pimppeuk

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#1817 03.09.2012 16:32

mitten
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Finnsurf Trailer

tää ois torstaina konttiksella ulkoilmakinossa. en päässyt trailerissa kovin pitkälle koska heit alkuun soi jukka poika ja tuli muutenkin jotenkin ihan vitun nolot vibat icon_rolleyes

Last edited by mitten (03.09.2012 16:33)


"hiljaa pyörii salaattilinko"
bitch ain't even COLD in that poncho

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#1818 03.09.2012 16:37

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

ihan hyvä dokkari.


Ei puhuttele konerumpu ja Hitler sample samoin kuin kaunis ja eteerinen homo kuiskailu

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#1819 04.09.2012 14:35

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Olohuoneen ikkunasta voi taas seurata elokuvan/tv-sarjan filmausta. Nyt ollaan asuista ja autoista päätellen 50-luvulla. On tää jännää  spam3

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#1820 06.09.2012 09:30

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)


Halusin syväluotaa sitä yhteiskunta-akselien välistä juopaa, joka jo silloin varjosti minua ja minä sitä.

xfGrijQ.jpg

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#1821 06.09.2012 20:11

barton_funk
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)


Halusin syväluotaa sitä yhteiskunta-akselien välistä juopaa, joka jo silloin varjosti minua ja minä sitä.

xfGrijQ.jpg

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#1822 07.09.2012 00:59

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

icon_biggrin

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#1823 17.09.2012 10:09

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SOSDO MASSA KOMOROSSA

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#1824 17.09.2012 10:41

Skeletonni
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Prakk wrote:

frown2  tongue

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#1825 17.09.2012 12:33

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Skeletonni wrote:
Prakk wrote:

frown2  tongue


bzort glorf bööth

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#1826 17.09.2012 12:35

hrmunoita
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

hiirimattona wrote:
Skeletonni wrote:
Prakk wrote:

frown2  tongue

what have done frown2


Ei puhuttele konerumpu ja Hitler sample samoin kuin kaunis ja eteerinen homo kuiskailu

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#1827 17.09.2012 15:44

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

vetäkää käteen runkkarit tapan


tunteet elikkäs fiilikset, ne on aitoja, niistä kannattaa pitää kiinni

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#1828 17.09.2012 15:51

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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Robocop = harmaa hoikka turtle

Last edited by noiseidea (17.09.2012 15:51)


kraakku wrote:

Lapsena tykkäsin seurata kun kanat paistuivat isossa karusellissa kaupan lihatiskillä.

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#1829 17.09.2012 17:33

ydis
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

kuvasta päätellen saman laatuluokan jöötiä kuin nämä uusimmat batmanit.

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#1830 23.09.2012 19:49

leposi
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Re: Sekalaista elokuvista (SPÅM!)

Onkos kukaan testannut tätä tuota Viaplaytä?

http://viaplay.fi

Bongasin jostain mainoksen ja aattelin tarttua tohon kuukauden ilmaisuuteen ja sitten lopetan tilauksen. Siellä on pari leffaa, jotka haluan nähdä, joten on varmaan vaivan arvoinen.

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