Half Man Half Biscuit

:center::huig::center: · 10.04.2008 13:19

Näilt on tässä kuussa tulossa uus levy CSI: Ambleside peuk

[quote:7e41a233b6]Were just receiving reports of an incident at a farm in Sussex where a number of people have been arrested in connection with Annoying The Nation.
It is believed that that the owner of the farm, a Mister Hibbert, has been co-operating with Police and government officials in a plot codenamed Operation Less Pricks and kindly granted the use of his seventeenth century tithe barn as a temporary holding place for those arrested. Although not confirmed, we are led to understand that those already charged include:
Bus drivers who dont wait for people to sit down before pulling away from the bus stop;
Taxi drivers who use their horns instead of knocking on the door;
People who moan at the council about the streets being full of litter, not stopping to think that it is people who drop litter, not the council;
A room full of drama teachers listening to Bjork;
Grown men with replica shirts worn over their jumpers, who stand up and stretch out their arms when the opposing team fail to hit the target;
An assortment of scriptwriters, novelists and playwrights who own Agas but dont know how to use them;
A musical equipment reviewer responsible for an article titled Microphone of the Month;
A woman who described herself as A little bit Bridget, a little bit Ally, a little bit Sex In The City and chose to call her baby boy Fred as a childishly rebellious attempt at a clever reaction to those who might have expected her to call him Julian or Rupert. Bit of advice: call him Rupert, it fits, and besides its a good name. Dont be calling him Fred or Archie, with all its cheeky but lovable working class scamp connotations, unless you really do have plans for him to spend his life in William Hills waiting for them to weigh in at Newton Abbott.
Also being held is a whole wall full of teenagers spitting needlessly;
An amateur thug in camouflage trousers whose Japanese fighting dog had run amok on a Swindon council estate;
A man from the record company who said that George Michael continues to challenge social taboos through his music;
Lisa Riley;
Continuity announcers introducing comedy shows;
A pub band who get uppity when everyone goes to the bar during a song theyve written themselves;
A group of football fans referred to as Commodores, as in once, twice, three times a season, who feed sugar lumps to police horses at Cup Finals;
An artist who said his next album would be more song-based;
A man who informs people that he gets up at six am every morning and seemed to want a medal;
People who say they speak as they find and are somehow proud of it;
Journalists who try to spell an interviewees laugh;
An organisation who declared an awareness week for awareness weeks;
And a council worker who dropped litter.
Well bring you more details as they emerge[/quote:7e41a233b6]

parsa

:center::huig::center: · 10.04.2008 13:24

Tässä Guardianin artikkeli bändistä ja vähän lisää esimerkkilyriikkaa:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2 … 7.weekend6

stratum · 10.04.2008 13:26

Jonkun piisin olen tainnut kuulla, oli vissiin ihan hyviä. spam3

:center::huig::center: · 10.04.2008 13:31

stratum wrote:

Jonkun piisin olen tainnut kuulla, oli vissiin ihan hyviä.

Varmaan ainakin

Four Skinny Indie Kids
Drinking weak lager in a Camden boozer

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:center::huig::center: · 10.04.2008 13:41

CSI:Ambleside

CD (PROBE??CD), 28 April 2008

1. Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
2. Bad Losers On Yahoo Chess
3. Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
4. Ode To Joyce
5. Blue Badge Abuser
6. Totnes Bickering Fair
7. King Of Hi-Vis
8. Lord Hereford's Knob
9. On The 'Roids
10. Petty Sessions
11. Little In The Way Of Sunshine
12. Give Us Bubblewrap
13. National Shite Day

biggrin tongue

TWISTED BITCH · 10.04.2008 14:50

hyvää ollut kaikki mitä oon kuullu. piti oikein tarkistaa ja onhan mulla näiltä yksi levy, some call it godcore. en kyl nyt muista siitä mitään grin

DirtyBlueGene · 10.04.2008 16:39